Friday, September 24, 2010

Retard!

As of 4pm this afternoon, September 24, 2010, Woody retard (for those who don't speak "Southern" that's retired)! This has been in the works for some time now, but he didn't want anything said till it was official...so now it is...and I can finally tell it in the blog! It looks, by the way he has the TV trays stacked, that he is planning to read lots. He's got his pillows so he can rest lots. I am pretty sure that there is a crossword puzzle book in those stacks. And, the all important remotes are also close at hand. So...now he can start living the "life of Riley!"

Look...he has even got a slave!!!!!!!!!! Woody wanted her all the time, but Abigail has only agreed to ten hours! He's got her making slaw for him, as I type this! Talk about the life!
So...Woody got up early this morning and walked six miles, then he came home and read for a while till it was time for him to head in to work for the last time, processed out after working there for 42 years and 3 months, and then he came home to rest and relax (well, there may be a few honey-do's in this new lifestyle!), and live happily every after! "An end" to one phase of his life...and, "a new beginning" for the next...and, as Woody would say, "To God be the glory!"

2 comments:

  1. Congratulations on Woody's retirement! Maybe he needs to start his own blog and offer reviews on all that reading material!

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